Adam Zero's ramblings and rants on popular music, culture, politics, folklore, religion and related skullduggery.

Thursday, June 30, 2005

Bob for Sale at Starbucks

If you haven't heard by now, Bobby D is selling a recording of his 1962 Gaslight Cafe gig at mega-coffee retailer Starbucks.

Apparently there's been a lot of complaint that Dylan is once again "selling out"--this refrain started in 1965 and has never quite gone away.

Of course Dylan has always been exceptionally good at creating these backlashes--it seems part of the psychology of his fandom to feel rejected by him (e.g., the fanzine titled Judas!).

It puts me in the mind of a Graham Parker line: "It's a strange religion without any God!"

But this latest refrain of apocalyptic handwringing ("how can he sell us out again?!") seems a bit forced. I doubt if the SUV moms will care much for the nasal protest of the Cuban Missile era. It's just not soothing in the manner Ray Charles, Alanis or other artists hawked by Starbucks.

I have a suspicion that more people have referred to Dylan than listened to him. The success, or lack thereof, of his Starbucks, er, Gaslight gig, will indicate how relevant he actually is.

But in some ideal world, past the gates of eden beyond the reach of Starbucks and stripmalls, SUV mothers, age, decay and death, our hero/anti-hero Dylan remains in the Gaslight in 1962, young, plucky, earnest and untempted.

Because let's face it, friends: his story after that pretty much is Starbucks.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Macca and U2 in Sgt Pepper Uniforms at Live8

This is pretty creepy news. A London tabloid reports that Paul McCartney and U2 are to perform in the Sgt Pepper uniforms to open Live8:


If there are only 4 suits, who doesn't get one--Larry Mullen, Jr.?

I think John and George are rolling over in their graves--with Beethoven.

Poor Paul, has he finally gone soft-headed? Those cheesy dayglo LSD uniforms are supposed to remind us all of the summer of love and press our leaders for African debt relief?

Apparently he's even changing the lyrics to "Sergeant Pepper" to reference Geldolf and Bono.
See my suggested lyrics below.


It was 20 years ago today
Bobby Geldolf asked me out to play
he's a hip and philanthropic cat
but who still listens the Boomtown Rats?

Call me Sir Paul or Macca-daddy-G
'cause I'm richer than you'll ever be
Used to sing "When I'm 64"
Now I'm 64 can't sing no more . . .

And I sure hope I don't split my pants
We're Sergeant Peppers U2 Live8 Band . . . .

Bono gets to sing a line
but he really aint no friend of mine
'cause if there gonna be a show
Macca-daddy open and Macca-daddy close

We're debt-reliefin' egomaniacs
we're Sergeant Peppers U2 Live8 Band . . . .

BTW I wonder if Bono will fit in John's uniform?